Characters: Leica Kit (justkitting) and THE ENTIRE AMESTRIS YES THAT MEANS YOU
Content: N00b security guard creeping on everyone on patrol and checking out his new crewmates! In a strictly business sense. JUST ANSWER YOUR DOOR MAN.
Setting: Amestris. Everywhere.
Time: Anytime Bydantime!
Warnings: ... Trollsome redheads??

( It's like a housewarming, except in reverse and without the house. )